It seemed Tezuka was acting as if this was a normal thing, which made it sound even more bizarre. But it looked like he was in danger of being whacked by a toy-wand. Having seen Tezuka transform like he did, though, Tsukishima wouldn't put it past him to have magical wand. The question was, did he want to push enough so he'd find out.

"Please forgive my impudence, my lady." Did this Tezuka even count as a lady? But there was an end to how far he was willing to go along with this madness. "If you think I'm going to do that then you're out of your mind." Unless he was the one going crazy.